Texas Justice with Maynard Gopher

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GREAT NEWS! Public executions are trending again!
Share these timeless moments with your whole family. Even the little ones can join in the fun with our official execution mascot – Maynard Gopher!

Our very own emotional support gopher is ready to watch ’em fry with you and your family!
He’s awful friendly too! Maynard’s been known to nest in our visitor’s double-chins, leave surprises inside of the wife’s purse, even gnaw on that pesky infant cradle cap.

Maynard has been spayed and neutered, so your family is 100% safe from gopher sprays.