LARPing, or live-action roleplaying, is not a game. It is a way of life.
If ye dare to open thine bag of fortitude and ferry upon a gander-hawk wing, make thy way to the land of Glandongula (South Grool Civic Center, across from Todd’s Shin Salon), and prepare for battle!
Lord Glorgonite’s army of were-hunchbacks have risen from the Gloom Bogs to once again feast upon the suck-fruits of mortal loins.
Will ye rise to the call? Will ye take up thine foam sword and cardboard shield?
Doritos and Jungle Punch provided in the snack barracks.