If you find yourself in a tough spot, you call JOMBO GREEN.
Skip on down to his pawn/hotdog shop and let the man know what’s troubling you.
Drug dealers won’t leave your grandma alone? Crooked businessman trying to shut down the local creamery? Barbarians shaved off your freshly-grown mustache?
Call Jombo Green and these problems disappear with the quickness.
I once watched him slap a man bald-headed, just for saying cuss words underwater.