Aim your Thunder-Man sword at the sky and call down the power of Corn Skull! It’s time for the 80s Flashback 8K!
If you are running in the race, buy this thing immediately. How else are you going to prove to future generations that you participated in a race full of people dressed like Scrooge McPluck and Freddy Cougar? Even if you’re not running the race, this shirt is all the proof you need to say you did.