FAQ

Here’s some answers to dumb t-shirt things.
If you have a question that just ain’t addressed here, feel free to squirt us with a question on our contact page.

What is your return policy?

As of now, all sales are final.
Our shirts are printed on demand and drop-shipped, so we’d go broke doing returns.
Maybe one day when we all have gold teeth.

I don't have a PayPal account. Can I still buy?

Yep, no probs.
After you click the “Proceed to PayPal” button, select “Pay with Debit or Credit Card”.

Is the checkout process secure?

Absolutely.
All transactions are handled on PayPal’s end.

What are my shipping options?

FedEx and USPS.
You’ll see all that junk when you place your order.

How fast is shipping?

USA:
About 3-5 business days via USPS
About 3-8 business days via FedEx

Do you offer coupons?

In the future, almost certainly probably.

Do you do design requests?

Possibly.
If we think it’s ridiculous enough to stand next to the rest of the junk we sell here.
Shoot us your ideas on our Contact page, and we’ll think it over.

Do you charge state sales tax?

Yes.
You can read all of the boring awfulness here.

What inks are used for printing?

Water based and eco-friendly inks. This gives a softer feel, but just as durable as traditional screen printed shirts. Not kidding at all. This junk is tough, but won’t sludge up your Earth game.